My Letter Too Santa

Dear Santa,

I know you’re busy checking your list, checking it twice, finding out who’s naughty and who’s nice. For the most part I’ve been nice.Ok, maybe I've been naughty a few times, but just a few .Hey a girl’s got needs. All and all I’ve been a very good girl and I want to kiss my perfect lover under the mistletoe. I’m a thirty year old woman whose last boyfriend was in high school …yes high school. Oh sure I’ve done the back and forth with a few emotional unavailable men/i.e. The Titan, but let’s face it the shit is getting old. I mean I looked long and hard, I’ve even searched far and wide. I had a few chats with God but all he seems to do is kindly remind me of his number best seller (the bible) quoting scriptures. Don’t get me wrong I love the Lord but he’s not really hearing my cry. So you’re my last hope. Look I’m not asking for much just the following 100…



1.A Man of God
2. Loyal
3. Loving
4. Honest
5. Humble
6. Faithful
7. Patient w/me
8. Forgiving
9. Fun Personality
10. Always a gentleman
11. Empathetic
12. Romantic
13. Creative
14. Strong
15. Courageous
16. Masculine
17. Positive/ Even Keel
18. Motivating
19. Brave
20. Peaceful
21. Funny
22. Confident
23. Well Respected
24. Respectful
25. Financially Wise
26. Wealthy / Smart Investor
27. Loves to travel
28. No Children
29. Sexy
30. Understanding
31. Slow to Anger
32. Agrees to disagree
33. Quite/ but not shy
34. Observant
35. Sexy Voice
36. Very Tall
37. Physically Fit
38. Great Cook
39. Team Player
40. Athletic
41. Nice Skin
42. Outgoing
43. Amazing Passionate Kisser
44. Affectionate
45. Wears nice cologne
46. Good relationship with his mom
47. Not a momma’s boy
48. Family Man
49. Have a good work /life balance
50. Never married
51. Ready for a serious relationship
52. Attends church with me
53. Believes in my dreams
54. Communicates well with others
55. Good Listener
56. Successful
57. Adventurous
58. Drug Free
59. Not an Alcoholic/ light drinker
60. Sports Fan/ Football being his favorite
61. Gives to others
62. Organize
63. Intelligent / Smart
64. Beautiful Eyes/ Captivating
65. All working limbs/ in good health
66. Mature
67. Good sense of humor
68. Not easily offended
69. Remember my birthday
70. Loves me for me
71. Laughs at my jokes/ even the bad ones
72. Homeowner
73. Not Judgmental
74. Strong/Good Work Ethic
75. Very calm
76. Great Credit
77. Gives me compliments
78. Likes to cuddle
79. Affectionate
80. Clean
81. Neat
82. Holds me while I sleep
83. Large Paint Brush
84. Colors well/ never stay inside the lines
85. Emotionally Stable
86. Beautiful Smile
87. Responsible
88. Gives me orgasms
89. African American
90. Stands up for himself
91. Gets along with my family
92. Reliable/
93. Sends me a dozen roses just because
94. Enjoys my company
95. Enjoys Football
96. Passionate
97. Focus
98. Determined
99. Loves all of me
100.Loves his job

Now Santa I know this may be a lot to ask for in a short amount of time. So just do what you can. I saw Terrance Newman of the Dallas Cowboys hold a baby a charity event once. Seem like a nice guy…so he’ll do (lol).
Til Next Year
Merry Christmas